Alright, so, today I wanna talk about something a bit different, something that’s been on my mind for a while now – Asmongold’s teeth. Yeah, you heard that right, his teeth. I’ve been following this guy for a bit, and his dental situation has been, well, quite the journey.
So, I started noticing his teeth issues a while back. I mean, he’s mentioned it himself on streams, so it’s not like I’m digging up some secret. Apparently, his teeth started falling out when he was young. It’s a bummer, really, he said he didn’t take care of them, and neither did his late mom. It kinda hit me hard when he mentioned that.

I remember watching this one video, it was like a deep dive into his, uh, “hygiene secrets.” They talked about his messy room and some “bloodwall” thing. Honestly, it was a bit much, but it got me thinking about how all this might be connected to his dental problems.
Anyway, the good thing is, he seems to be taking action now. In a recent stream, he talked about finally tackling these issues. I gotta say, I was kinda relieved. It’s like, you don’t want to see anyone go through that, you know? He even said, and I kinda agree with him, “In a way, I’m glad my teeth fell out.”
I started looking into this whole teeth replacement thing, and man, it’s complicated. I read somewhere that it’s pretty common for rich people to get veneers. And I guess Asmongold could totally do that, just get some shiny new teeth. I saw a price tag of like 50,000, whoa that’s a lot of money! But, I guess if you have the money, why not? If I had the cash, I would do that. I could smile more with new teeth.
- First, I watched a ton of his streams, trying to piece together the timeline of his dental drama.
- Then, I started reading up on dental issues, teeth replacement, all that stuff. It’s actually pretty interesting, but also kinda gross.
- After that, I decided to write this post, just to share my thoughts and what I’ve learned. I also checked out some comments online, and some people were saying that replacement teeth are hard to keep clean. They said you could get infections and stuff. Yikes.
So yeah, that’s my little journey into the world of Asmongold’s teeth. It’s been a wild ride, but I’m glad he’s getting things sorted out. Hopefully, he’ll be smiling bright soon enough. It just goes to show, taking care of your teeth is super important, folks. Don’t end up like Asmongold, or me for that matter. Learn from our mistakes!
A few of things I’ve done:
I’m not sure where this is going to go from here, but I’ll probably keep an eye on his streams and see how things progress. Maybe I’ll even do a follow-up post. Who knows?