Well, let me tell ya ’bout this “Al Sinner” thing, whatever it is. Sounds like some kinda trouble, that’s for sure. Folks always gettin’ into somethin’ these days.
This Sinner fella, or maybe it’s a gal, sounds like a real piece of work. They say this Sinner is “lost,” like a calf in the woods. Lost and probably up to no good, I reckon. Heard tell they was messin’ with fire, tryin’ to make some big ol’ bonfire, bigger than any I ever seen. Sounds dangerous, if you ask me. Fire’s a good thing for cookin’ and keepin’ warm, but foolin’ around with it… that’s just askin’ for trouble. This Iron King fella, he didn’t like it one bit, seems like. Sent this Sinner off to jail, the Bastille they call it. Serves ’em right, I say.
Now, this Bastille prison… sounds like a nasty place. They say the Sinner’s got some kinda power, fire power, like a dragon or somethin’. Burnin’ through the chains and all. Must be a sight to see, but I wouldn’t wanna get too close. Heard it’s down in some place called Sinners Rise. Sounds like a hole in the ground to me, dark and damp and full of spiders, probably.
To get to this Sinners Rise, you gotta go through some other place, the Servant’s Quarter, they call it. Sounds fancy, but I bet it ain’t. Probably just a bunch of dusty rooms and leaky roofs. You gotta beat some Ruin Sentinel fella first, whatever that is. Sounds like a guard or somethin’. Then you go up some stairs and through a door, and then around to the right. Then you gotta climb a ladder. See? All that just to get to this Sinner. Too much work, if you ask me.
They say this Sinner fights with a big ol’ sword. A greatsword, they call it. Bet it’s heavy as a plow horse. And they say the Sinner is mean, real aggressive-like. Doesn’t give you a moment’s peace, just swingin’ that sword around. I wouldn’t wanna face ’em, that’s for sure. I’d rather face a grumpy bull any day. At least you know what a bull’s gonna do. This Sinner… well, who knows?
- They say the Sinner don’t give you much for beatin’ ’em.
- Just a few souls, whatever them are.
- And some moves, like dancin’ or somethin’.
- Not worth the trouble, if you ask me.
Heard tell of another Sinner, though. This one’s a young fella, plays some kinda game with a racket and a ball. Calls himself Jannik Sinner, I think. Folks say he’s special, real good at what he does. Some even say he’s gonna be a leader, like a preacher or a mayor or somethin’. He beats folks, too, but not with a sword. With that ball and racket, I reckon. Just beat some fella named Fritz, they say. Didn’t even give him a chance. Sounds like a tough fella, this Jannik Sinner, but at least he ain’t messin’ with fire.
Then there’s this “Al-Masih” thing. Don’t know what that is, some kinda song, maybe? This Sinner’s Rise fella, the one with the sword, they got a song, too. Not sure if it’s the same one. Confusin’, all this Sinner business. Too many Sinners, if you ask me. One with a sword, one with a racket, and songs about ’em. Can’t keep it all straight in my old head.
So, that’s what I know about this “Al Sinner” and all them other Sinners. Like I said, sounds like trouble to me. Best to stay away from trouble, that’s what my mama always said. Just keep your head down and mind your own business, and you’ll be alright. That’s the way I see it, anyway.
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