Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “rumor roundup” thing. Don’t know what it means exactly, sounds fancy, but I heard some things, you know, like folks gossipin’ at the market.
So, first thing, they sayin’ somethin’ ’bout “The Rock” bein’ on somethin’ called “Netflix.” Now, I ain’t got no fancy TV, just the old one with the rabbit ears, but I heard tell Netflix is like them movie theaters, but in your house. Don’t know why The Rock needs to be on that thing, he’s already big enough, ain’t he? He wrestles, he acts, always grinnin’ and showin’ them big teeth. Maybe he’s tired of fightin’ and wants to sit on the couch like the rest of us, who knows? Maybe he’s sellin’ them fancy water bottles he likes. They say he makes a lot of money, more than I ever seen in my life, that’s for sure.
Then there’s this “WWE” talk. Sounds like more wrestlin’. These fellas, they jump around, pretend to hit each other, and folks go wild. Now, they sayin’ some of them WWE fellas wanna go wrestle in other places, “Indies” they call ’em. Like leavin’ the big farm to work in the little gardens, I guess. Don’t make much sense to me, but they young, they got their own ideas. Maybe they ain’t gettin’ enough slop at the big pig trough, you know? Gotta go find somethin’ better, somethin’ more…I dunno, somethin’ different. They say some of them are real strong, like bulls, and some just like to show off, like peacocks.
And who’s this “Jade Cargill”? Sounds like a fancy name, like somethin’ you’d find in a jewelry store. They say she’s strong too, real strong. Maybe she can lift a whole tractor, wouldn’t that be somethin’? I seen some strong women in my time, workin’ the fields, carryin’ water, but this Jade, they say she’s different. She’s got muscles like them fellas, maybe even bigger. Heard she’s got a big personality too, don’t take no guff from nobody. Good for her, I say. You gotta be tough in this world, man or woman, doesn’t matter.
- Another thing I heard, them wrestlin’ shows, “Raw” and “SmackDown” they call ’em. Sounds like my chickens fightin’ over corn, always peckin’ and squawkin’.
- Then there’s “NXT,” “Dynamite,” “Rampage,” “Dark,” “Dark Elevation.” So many names, makes my head spin. They all just wrestlin’, ain’t they? Same thing, different names. Like callin’ a pig a hog, still gonna roll in the mud.
- And then somethin’ ’bout hockey? That’s that game on ice, right? With them sticks and that little black thing they chase around. They sayin’ some fellas got traded, moved from one team to another. Like sellin’ cows at the market, I guess. “This one’s good, that one’s bad, let’s trade ’em around.” Don’t know much ’bout hockey, too cold for me. I like my feet on solid ground, not slippin’ and slidin’ on that ice.
So, that’s the “rumor roundup” as I heard it. Lots of talk, lots of gossip. Some true, some not, who knows? Just like them old hens cluckin’ in the yard, you gotta take it with a grain of salt. But it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it? Better than sittin’ around starin’ at the wall. Life’s too short to be quiet all the time. Gotta have a little chatter, gotta have a little fun. Even if it’s just about some fellas in tights jumpin’ around and some lady liftin’ tractors.
Folks like hearin’ these things, you know? They like hearin’ what them famous folks are doin’, even though it don’t really matter none to us regular people. We still gotta get up, work hard, and put food on the table. But maybe, just maybe, it gives us somethin’ to dream about, somethin’ to take our minds off the everyday grind. And maybe that’s why they call it a “rumor roundup.” Gatherin’ up all them stories, like collectin’ eggs in the henhouse. Some good, some bad, some cracked, but they all make up the whole batch.
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