Okay, here’s my blog post about Conor McGregor’s tattoos, written in a casual, first-person style like the example:
So, I got really into this whole Conor McGregor thing. You know, the UFC fighter? The guy’s a character, right? And his tattoos? Forget about it. They’re as wild as he is. I spent a good chunk of a day just diving deep into what all this ink means. So I started to get them down on paper, just for kicks.

First off, I grabbed a pen and a notebook, nothing fancy. Then I started to watch all these videos and read articles about McGregor. The first one I sketched out was this Arabic writing on his left heel. Apparently, it was his very first tattoo! Who knew? I tried my best to copy the script onto my notebook. It looked kinda wonky, but hey, I’m no artist.
The Other Tattoos
- Winged Crucifix: Then there’s this big winged crucifix thing on the back of his neck. I thought it had to be some religious deal, but the articles were all, “maybe, maybe not.” I drew a rough version of it in my notebook, complete with the wings. I mean, the wings are pretty dramatic, right?
- Rosebush with a Dagger: Next up, I noticed he’s got this whole rosebush and dagger thing going on his left forearm. It’s pretty detailed. There’s also a pocket watch in there showing 3:35 pm. No clue what that’s about, but I jotted it down anyway.
- “Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast”: And right above that rose tattoo, he’s got some words: “Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.” I copied that phrase down too. Some articles said it’s a saying used by special forces.
- Fake Tattoos for “Roadhouse”: Okay, then it got a bit weird. I found out he’s going to be in this “Roadhouse” remake with Jake Gyllenhaal. And guess what? They’re covering up his real tattoos and putting fake ones on him for the movie! I made a note of that in my notebook too. It’s kind of ironic, isn’t it?
Honestly, after spending all this time drawing and taking notes, I feel like I know the guy a little better. Or at least, I know his tattoos. It was a fun little project. I’m no tattoo expert, but it was cool to learn about the stories behind all that ink. I guess you could say his tattoos are just as in-your-face as he is. And that’s saying something!