Okay, so, I’ve been seeing this name, “Maximus Stratus Fisico,” popping up everywhere lately. At first, I thought it was some new-age workout routine, but man, was I wrong. It turns out this kid is the son of Trish Stratus, the WWE wrestler! Now, I’m not a huge wrestling fan, but even I know who Trish Stratus is. She’s a legend!
So, naturally, I got curious about this kid. I mean, his mom is a total badass, and his dad, Ron Fisico, is apparently some fitness guru, so this kid must be destined for greatness, right?
First I gotta find some background info on this kid. Turns out he was born in 2017, which makes him… what, seven years old now? He’s got a younger sister named Madison Patricia, too. Cute names, I gotta say.
But yeah, with parents like his, this kid is bound to be athletic. I tried to see if there was any dirt on the kid. Not much. This leads me to my main project. I decided to track his progress on this whole fitness thing. I started by setting up a simple spreadsheet. Yeah, yeah, I know, old school. But it works for me. I made columns for “Date,” “Activity,” “Duration,” and “Notes.”
- Date: This is pretty self-explanatory. I just jot down the date of whatever activity I’m tracking.
- Activity: Here’s where I put what he did. Could be anything – playing tag, swimming, maybe even some light wrestling moves with his mom! (Just kidding… mostly.)
- Duration: How long did he do the activity for? 30 minutes? An hour? Kids have a lot of energy, so I’m expecting some long sessions.
- Notes: This is where I put any extra details. Like, maybe he seemed tired that day, or maybe he was super pumped about whatever he was doing. Or maybe, he was just being a regular kid.
I started tracking everything I could find. I’m not talking about stalking the kid, obviously. I just keep an eye on Trish’s social media, see if she posts anything about him being active. So far, it’s mostly just normal kid stuff – playing, running around, that kind of thing. Nothing too crazy, but he always seem to be moving.
It’s still early days, but I’m really interested to see how this kid develops. Will he follow in his mom’s footsteps and become a wrestler? Will he be a fitness fanatic like his dad? Or will he go in a completely different direction? Only time will tell. I guess I just have to be patient, keep tracking, and see what happens. Who knows, maybe I’ll even learn a thing or two about fitness along the way. I mean, it wouldn’t hurt, right?
But for now, I’m just enjoying the process. It’s kind of like a little experiment, you know? And it’s a nice change of pace from my usual routine. Plus, who doesn’t love a good underdog story? Even if this kid is anything but an underdog, it still going to be fun.
I’ll keep you guys updated on his progress. Maybe I’ll even start a hashtag or something. #MaximusWatch? Nah, that’s lame. I’ll think of something better. Stay tuned!
