Alright, you young’uns listen up! Gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout Mickie James. That gal, she’s somethin’ else. And this whole thing with her hand, well, let me tell ya!
Now, I ain’t no fancy writer, but I seen a thing or two. Seen Mickie James wrestle, and she’s tougher than a two-dollar steak. She been in the ring with the best of ’em. Remember that Trish Stratus gal? Oh, they had some brawls, let me tell ya. One time, at that big WrestleMania 22 thing, they went at it. Everyone was hollerin’ and screamin’. Mickie, she won that one. It was a sight to see, that’s for sure. They called it one of the best, and I reckon it was.
And she ain’t just wrestled Trish. She’s been in there with that Alexa Bliss, and that Nia Jax. They all try to get the best of her, but Mickie, she’s like a tough old weed. You can try to pull her out, but she just keeps comin’ back. It’s in her blood, I tell ya.
- She’s been at it a long time, this Mickie.
- Wrestled all over the place.
- Even at that Impact Wrestling thing.
She wrestled at that Impact Wrestling thing, against Chelsea Green and Deonna Purrazzo, Mia Yim. She’s always fightin’, that one. She won’t never back down. I reckon that’s why folks like her so much. She’s got grit. And she wins, a lot!
Now, about this hand thing. See, in wrestlin’, you get hurt. It’s part of the deal. You get thrown around, slammed down, twisted up like a pretzel. And sometimes, things get broken. Heard about this one fella, Mike Levy, tryin’ to wrestle Mickie Knuckles. Heard he tried to get fancy, and it didn’t go too well for him. Wrestlin’ ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure. You gotta be tough, like Mickie.
Mickie James, she’s had her share of bumps and bruises, I bet. But that hand of hers, it’s like a weapon. She can use it to grab ya, slap ya, punch ya, whatever she needs to do to win. Seen her use it to get out of holds, too. She’s crafty, that one. She knows all the tricks.
Remember one time, she was in there with that Kylie Rae. They were goin’ back and forth, tryin’ to get the upper hand. Technical holds, they called it. Mickie, she used that hand of hers to get the advantage. She’s smart, see? Knows how to use every part of her body to win.
She’s a champion, too. Won all sorts of titles. Was even the Knockouts Champion, whatever that means. She’s been to the top, and she’s stayed there. And she still wrestles, even after all these years.
She was with that WWE, then she was let go. Joined Impact Wrestling. Then she showed up at Royal Rumble with her Impact title. She don’t care about rival companies, she just wants to wrestle. And that “Hardcore Country” music, that’s her song!
That Undertaker and Shawn Michaels match, they say it’s one of the best ever. Well, Mickie’s matches are just as good, I reckon. She puts on a show, that’s for sure.
So, this Mickie James and her hand, it’s a story of toughness, see? It’s a story of someone who won’t give up, no matter what. She’s a fighter, through and through. And that hand, it’s just one of the tools she uses to win. She is top 5, that’s for sure.
Don’t you forget it, neither. Mickie James, she’s one of a kind. And when she raises that hand in victory, you know you’ve seen somethin’ special. She’s a legend, that’s what she is. A real legend. And don’t you ever bet against her, ’cause she’ll prove you wrong every time. That’s just the kind of gal she is. Tough as nails, and twice as mean when she needs to be.
You young’uns today, you could learn a thing or two from Mickie James. She’s a real inspiration, that one. A real inspiration.
