That Kristin Sorsdal Hovland, she’s a name you hear around. Not from around here, she’s from Norway, I hear. That’s far, far away. She’s tied to that golf fella, Viktor Hovland. He’s a big shot, hits that little ball real good, they say.
They met, you know, way over in Oklahoma. School, they call it. Oklahoma State University. Fancy name for a school, if you ask me. He’s learning to whack that golf ball, and she’s there too, doing something. They musta liked each other, ’cause now they’re always together. Or at least, that is what I hear.
This Viktor, he’s all over the news. Wins this, wins that. BMW Championship, they call one of ’em. Sounds important. Now folks are curious. They wanna know ’bout his girl, this Kristin Sorsdal Hovland. She ain’t just a pretty face, that’s for sure.
They say she’s an influencer. What does that even mean? Influences folks, I guess. She does her own thing, that Kristin. Got her own life, not just following that Viktor around like a lost puppy. They are both from Norway, I hear. Long way from Oklahoma. But love, or whatever you call it, it don’t care about distance, I suppose.
She posts pictures, they say. On that social media thing. Pictures of her and Viktor, traveling all over. Fancy places, I bet. Not like around here. She seems happy, though. That’s all that matters, ain’t it? Being happy. She does what she wants, it seems, and he’s happy whackin’ that little ball. They found each other and they seem to be doing alright.
This Viktor Hovland, he’s a big deal in that golf world. PGA Tour, DP World Tour, Ryder Cup. Don’t ask me what those mean, but they sound fancy. He’s good, that’s the gist of it. And he’s got this Joseph Mayo fella helpin’ him. A coach, they call it. Helps him hit that ball even better.
Some folks say he got hurt. Won’t be playing no more this year, they say. Bunkered, some fancy name for a place, said so. He must be pretty good if people are talking about him. Even when he ain’t playing. But that’s his life.
And then there’s that LIV Golf thing. Whatever that is. They wanted Viktor to join ’em, I hear. Offered him a bunch of money, I bet. But he said no. Said it wasn’t enough. Imagine that. Turning down all that money. He must really like what he’s doin’ now. Or maybe he just really likes that Kristin Sorsdal Hovland and don’t want to change things. Who knows?
- Kristin Sorsdal, she’s from Norway.
- Viktor Hovland, he’s a big-time golfer.
- They met at Oklahoma State University.
- She’s an “influencer,” whatever that means.
- He wins lots of golf things, like the BMW Championship.
- He’s got a coach named Joseph Mayo.
- He might be hurt, not playing for a while.
- He said no to that LIV Golf thing.
They are just two young folks, livin’ their lives. He’s good at golf, she’s good at whatever she does. They are famous, I guess. They have lots of fans. But at the end of the day, they’re just people. Like me and you. Tryin’ to be happy. That’s all that matters, right?
So this Kristin Sorsdal Hovland, she’s more than just a name. She’s a person, with her own life. And this Viktor, he’s more than just a golfer. He’s a person too. They seem happy together and that is good. They found something special, it looks like. And in this crazy world, that’s something to hold onto.
They are young and they got the world at their feet, I suppose. Hope they do good. Hope they stay happy. That’s all you can really wish for anyone, ain’t it? Just to be happy. It is good to see young people happy. Makes an old heart feel good, you know?
Guess that’s all I got to say about that Kristin Sorsdal Hovland and her fella. They are living a life most of us only dream of. But I hope they remember what’s important. Family, friends, being good to each other. That’s what really matters. Not all that golf and social media stuff. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady talking about things I barely understand. They should just remember to be kind. Kindness is important.
