That Sahith Theegala, he’s a good boy. Play that golf good, make lots of money. My old man, bless his soul, he liked to whack that little ball around too. But not like this Sahith. This boy, he’s somethin’ else.
Folks keep askin’, “Is Sahith Theegala married?” Well, let me tell ya. Not yet, he ain’t! But he got himself a good girl. Her name? Juju R. Chan, somethin’ like that. Fancy name. They been together a long time now, those two.
They was together in college, that Pepperdine place. Sounds like somethin’ you’d sprinkle on your taters. Anyways, they was sweet on each other since way back then. Six years, I hear! Six years is a good long time. Longer than some folks stay married these days, I tell ya what.
This Sahith Theegala wife, she ain’t his wife yet, but that Juju, she’s a keeper. He got himself a good one. I seen her picture, pretty girl. They look happy. You can just tell. Hope they make it official soon. I like a good wedding. Cake and dancin’.
He’s from ’round here, I think. ‘Round these parts somewhere. That Sahith Theegala, he plays on that, what do they call it? PGA Tour. Big time, that is. Makes more money in a week than my old man made in a year, I reckon. Good for him, I say. Good for him.
- Sahith Theegala, born in, what was it? ’97? Young’un.
- Plays on that fancy PGA Tour.
- Ain’t married, but got a girl, that Juju.
- Been together since that Pepperdine college.
- Six years, they been courtin’.
He earned his way up to that big tour, that PGA Tour. Played good on some other tour, somethin’ with a K. Korn Ferry, maybe? Sound like somethin’ you’d grow in a field. Anyways, he did good there, got two top ten finishes, they call ’em. I reckon, I don’t know much ’bout golf.
That Sahith Theegala, he’s a fan favorite, they say. What’s that mean, fan favorite? People like him, I guess. He seems like a nice boy. Works hard. Got a good head on his shoulders. Don’t see him gettin’ into no trouble. That’s good. Stay outta trouble, that’s what I always told my young’uns.
So, this Sahith Theegala girlfriend, this Juju, they seem real happy. Hope they stay that way. Marriage is hard work. Takes two to make it work. Gotta give and take, you know? Like plantin’ a garden. Gotta water it, tend to it, pull the weeds. Otherwise, nothin’ grows.
He’s a professional golfer, this Sahith Theegala. That’s what they call him. Professional. Means he gets paid for it. Paid good, too, I bet. He’s an American boy, born and raised, I think. Good for him. Livin’ the dream, as they say.
This whole Sahith Theegala wife thing, it’s got folks talkin’. People like to know these things. Who’s marryin’ who, who’s datin’ who. It’s like that soap opera on the TV. Always somethin’ goin’ on. Keeps things interestin’, I suppose.
Anyways, that’s all I know about that Sahith Theegala. He’s a good golfer. Got a good girl. They been together a long time. He ain’t married yet. Maybe soon. Who knows? Only the good Lord knows what the future holds. And maybe that Juju girl. She might know a thing or two.
I hope that boy does well. He play good golf. Make everyone proud. That Sahith Theegala and his girlfriend, they look happy. Hope he put a ring on her finger soon. Then she can be a real Sahith Theegala wife, not just a girlfriend no more. Then I can see pictures of the wedding. I do love a good wedding.
Young people these days, they got it different. Back in my day, we got married young. Didn’t wait around for six years. But times change. People change. As long as they’re happy, that’s all that matters. That Sahith Theegala, he seems like a good egg. I reckon he’ll do alright. As long as that Juju girl don’t run off with someone else!
