Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Jordan Spieth fella and his caddie. Now, I don’t know much about this golfing stuff, but I hear that name, Jordan Spieth, all the time. He’s a big shot, they say. Wins lots of money. And his caddie, that’s the fella that carries his clubs, you know, that’s important too. They got to be like a team, right?
This Jordan, he’s been playin’ golf since he was a young’un. Turned pro, whatever that means, back in 2012. That’s what I heard. And this other fella, Justin Thomas, he’s good too. They play together, win together, like two peas in a pod. They win them big tournaments, them majors, they call ’em. Five of ’em! Can you believe it? I can’t even win bingo at the church hall.
Now, this caddie fella, his name is Michael Greller. He’s been with Jordan for a long time. They go way back, I reckon. He carries those heavy clubs, and he tells Jordan which one to use. It’s like, “Use this one, Jordan! No, no, use the other one!” I guess that’s how it works. They talk a lot, that’s for sure.
One time, I heard, Jordan wanted to use one club, the driver, they call it. And Michael, he said, “No, no, use the 3-wood!” And you know what? Jordan listened to him! They know
