Hey there, listen up! Today I gonna tell ya somethin’ about that Lemurian Artifact in Ror2, you know that game thing. I don’t know much ’bout these fancy games, but my grandson, he plays it all the time. He tried to ‘splain it to me, so I’ll tell ya what I remember. Sounds like a real hootenanny!
This here thing, it called Risk of Rain 2, and lots of folks play it. You can play it with, one, two, three, even four people! More if you got them fancy “mods,” whatever those are. My grandson, he plays with his buddy all the time. They have a real good time, laughin’ and shoutin’. Sometimes another one joins in. Sounds like fun, even for just two folks!
Now, this Lemurian Artifact thing, it’s kinda like a secret, I reckon. You gotta find these things called “Artifact Keys.” And there’s a box, they call it a “Reliquary,” and you gotta put the key in there. Then, all these critters, these “monsters,” they start poppin’ up outta nowhere! It’s like when you kick over a log and all them bugs come runnin’ out.
These monsters, when you beat ’em, sometimes they drop more of them keys. But you gotta use ’em quick! If you put a key in that box, it takes ’em from everybody. No keepin’ a bunch of ’em, like savin’ up your pennies for a rainy day. Gotta use ’em or lose ’em, I guess!
There is this one fella, my grandson calls him “Huntress”, she must be popular. He says she’s real easy to use. She can shoot things I guess. But he said she ain’t no good later on in the game, when the monsters are stronger. But then he said that these items can help you out. Sounds like having a lucky charm, only it’s a bunch of them.
There’s somethin’ called an Artifact of Devotion, too. It’s another one of them secret things. It takes these broken “drones,” which are like little robots, I think, and turns ’em into Lemurian Eggs. And these eggs, they hatch into these little Lemurian critters. Like chicks hatchin’ from eggs, but I bet these ain’t as cute. These Lemurians, they got 80 HP, whatever that is. And they get stronger as the game goes on, gettin’ 24 more of that HP stuff. They got “tags,” too. Don’t know what that means, but it’s somethin’ important, I suppose.
Then there’s some kinda secret code you gotta put in, and it opens up a magic door, like in them fairy tales. You go through that door, and you get one of them Artifact Keys. It’s like findin’ a dollar on the sidewalk!
My grandson, he showed me some of the monsters. There’s one called “Grovetender,” sounds like someone who takes care of a garden. Then there’s this “Xi Construct,” which sounds mighty fancy. And one called “Clay Dunestrider.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find out in the desert.
- Find Artifact Key
- Put key in the Artifact Reliquary
- Monsters come out
- Beat monsters, get more keys
- Use keys, don’t save them!
- Artifact of Devotion turns drones into Lemurian Eggs
- Eggs hatch into Lemurians with 80 HP
- Secret code opens a door, get an Artifact Key
- Huntress, Grovetender, Xi Construct, Clay Dunestrider – them’s some of the names
Well, that’s all I can remember ’bout this Lemurian Artifact thing. It’s all a bit much for an old lady like me, but the young folks seem to love it. If you’re playin’ that Risk of Rain 2 game, maybe this will help ya out some. If you are looking for those Lemurian Artifacts, just remember what I said about them keys. Just remember all that stuff about the keys and the box, and the monsters and those eggs. If you know how to get those, you are all set. And don’t forget about that secret code and the magic door! And if ya see my grandson, tell him his grandma says hello!
Hope that helps ya some. Now, I’m gonna go have me a cup of coffee and a nap. All this talkin’ ’bout monsters and keys has worn me out!
