Changli, Changli, oh that name, what’s the big deal about it? Some folks say she is a big shot, a 5 stars, I don’t know what that means. But they keep saying she is fusion, like the sun, powerful and hot. You can get her, I hear, in that “Wuthering Waves” thing, whatever that is. It’s like those games the kids play all day long.
They say she’s on some “Vermillion’s Ploy” banner. I saw it, it’s all red and fancy. Like those city girls with their red dresses. And if you try to get her, you might also get those other folks, Taoqi, Baizhi, and Mortefi. They are 4 stars, not as good as Changli, I guess. Stars, stars, it’s all like counting chickens before they hatch. You might get them, you might not.
This Changli, she’s got some special moves. When she uses her, what do they call it, “Resonance Skill”, or that “Intro Skill”, she goes into some “True Sight” thing. Sounds like hocus pocus to me. Then there’s something called “Ground Basic Attack 4” and “Mid-air Basic Attack 4”. All these fancy names for fighting, I suppose. Back in my day, we just called it a good old punch.
She uses a sword, they say. A big, shiny one, I bet. Like those generals in the old stories. She must be tough, that Changli. Tough as old boots. But you know what? All that fighting, it’s just a lot of noise. Doesn’t put food on the table, does it?
Now, if you want this Changli, you gotta hurry up. This whole thing, this banner thing, it’s only around until August 14, 2024. I don’t know why they don’t just keep her around. Makes no sense. Like chasing fireflies, here one minute, gone the next. And they say you can get her starting July 22. Why all these dates? Just makes my head spin.
Here is a little something I heard about how you can get those 4 stars:
- Taoqi, sounds like a peach, maybe she’s sweet?
- Baizhi, don’t know that one, sounds like a white flower.
- Mortefi, that’s a mouthful, sounds like a tough guy.
All these Wuthering Waves and banners, it’s all too much for an old head like me. I remember when games were simple. Like playing with sticks and stones. Now it’s all these complicated things with stars and skills. But hey, if it makes the young folks happy, who am I to complain? Just keep the noise down, will ya? My ears aren’t what they used to be.
This Changli banner, they say it’s a big deal. But you know what? Big deals come and go. Like the seasons. Like the harvest. You just gotta take what you can get when you can get it. And don’t get too caught up in all the fuss. It’s just a game, after all. Ain’t it?
This fusion thing, they say it’s powerful. Like the sun, I heard. Well, the sun is powerful, that’s for sure. Keeps us warm, helps the crops grow. But too much sun can burn ya, too. So maybe this Changli is like that. Powerful, but you gotta be careful. Don’t get burned.
And these 4 stars, they’re like the little helpers. Not as strong as the big star, but still important. Like the little chicks following their mama hen. They all got their place, I suppose. Even if I don’t understand it all. This whole thing is like a big, complicated stew. Lots of ingredients, all mixed together. Hard to tell what’s what sometimes.
So there you have it. All this talk about Changli and 4 stars, banners and skills, Wuthering Waves and all that. It’s enough to make your head spin, I tell ya. Just remember, it’s all just a game. Don’t lose any sleep over it. There are more important things in life. Like a good night’s sleep and a full belly. And maybe a little bit of sunshine, if you’re lucky.
I heard that this Changli uses a sword. If you know how to use one you can use these tricks, but, honestly, it is just a lot of fuss about nothing:
- Resonance Skill, whatever it is.
- Intro Skill, it must be something to start with.
- Ground Basic Attack 4, I bet it is something you do on the ground.
- Mid-air Basic Attack 4, now this one sounds like something done in the air.
She will be available until August 14, 2024, so you better get her before that day.
And do not forget those 4 stars you can get, too. If you are lucky, of course. Luck is important. Like rain for the crops. You need it, or you get nothing.
