That Roman Reigns, he’s a big shot now, huh? Big fella. Strong. I seen him on the TV, my old TV, it barely works you know. He’s all over the place, that one.
You wanna know about Roman Reigns contacts, huh? Well, I don’t have his phone number or nothin’. Wouldn’t know what to do with it even if I did. But I hear things. People talk. They say he’s got all sorts of deals, this Roman fella. Big, fancy deals.
I heard he’s got a new deal with that, uh, what’s it called? Wrestle… Wrestle… Oh, WrestleMania! That’s it. Big show. Lots of yellin’ and jumpin’ around. He’s been champion for a long time, I hear. Universal Champion, they call it. Sounds important. More than 700 days, someone said. Imagine that!
And then there’s that Netflix thing. What is that, a movie company? I guess that’s what it is. Everyone’s got that Netflix now. Even my neighbor, old Mrs. Higgins, she’s got it. Says she watches her shows on it. I don’t know, it’s all too much for me. But I hear this Netflix deal is big. Biggest deal of all time, they say. That’s what people are sayin’ about Roman Reigns contacts. He must be rollin’ in it. Good for him, I guess.
- He’s got a WrestleMania deal.
- He’s Universal Champion for a long, long time.
- He’s got a deal with Netflix.
- He’s got deals comin’ out his ears!
And shoes! Did you hear about the shoes? Nike shoes. Fancy ones. He’s got a deal with Nike, I hear. Gets his own shoes. Probably got his name on ’em and everything. My old shoes, they got holes in ’em. Been wearin’ ’em for years. Maybe I should get me some of them Nike shoes. But they probably cost a fortune. I just want some new slippers, to be honest.
This Roman, he’s livin’ the high life. Travelin’ all over, I bet. Wrestlin’, makin’ deals. It’s a different world. A big, fancy, loud world. I hear he’s going to be WrestleMania 41, that’s a ways a way but people are already talkin’ about it. They talk about his Roman Reigns contacts all the time.
If you wanna meet him, I don’t know how you’d do that. He’s a busy fella. Maybe you can find him on that social media thing. Everyone’s on that now. My grandson, he’s always on his phone. Says he’s on social media. I don’t know what that is. But maybe that’s where you find Roman Reigns contacts.
Or maybe you gotta know someone who knows someone. That’s how things work sometimes. You gotta have connections, they say. Especially in that wrestlin’ world. It’s all about who you know, I guess. Lots of big shots, big names and all. That Roman Reigns, he’s one of ’em. Big shot. With all his big deals.
I see on that old TV of mine there are other fellas doing deals too. There’s one guy they call CM Punk, and I hear the Netflix wants him too, that’s what they’re sayin’. I don’t know who’s gonna be fightin’ who, I just know there’s a lot of noise and jumpin’ about. And money. Lots of money.
They say WWE is trying to get him to sign on for a few more years. Signin’ papers and makin’ deals. That’s what it’s all about. More money, more wrestlin’, more of everything.
You want to get a hold of him for some kind of meetin’, huh? A virtual one. Sounds like something out of one of those space movies. You might have to call some speaker people. 800-916-6008. That’s the number I saw. Don’t know if it’s right, but that’s what I saw. Might get you closer to those Roman Reigns contacts.
That’s all I know about that Roman Reigns and his deals. It’s a lot, ain’t it? He’s a busy fella, that’s for sure. With all his shoes and his Netflix and his wrestlin’. It’s a whole other world out there. A world full of big, loud, shiny things. And big, strong fellas like Roman Reigns.
He’s got it made, that one. He sure does.
