Well, let me tell ya about this Beefcake Brutus fella. Sounds like a big ol’ strong man, ain’t he? Beefcake Brutus. Reminds me of them fellas down at the county fair, muscles all bulgin’ out, liftin’ them heavy things.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ about somethin’ called “BBB Beefcake.” Said it’s some kinda workout thing. 5-3-1, they called it. Sounds complicated to me, all them numbers. But they said it’s good for ya, makes ya strong like an ox. Guess if you wanna be a beefcake like this Brutus, ya gotta put in the work, huh? Liftin’ weights and such.
- Heavy liftin’
- Sweatin’ a lot
- Muscles gettin’ big
I ain’t never done nothin’ like that. My workout is chasin’ chickens and hoein’ the garden. But these fellas, they swear by it. Said it ain’t easy, though. “Demandin’,” they called it. Means it’s tough, I reckon. But they said it’s got a “clear structure.” That means they tell ya what to do each day, so ya ain’t just flappin’ around like a goose in a hailstorm.
This Beefcake Brutus fella, I heard he was a wrestler. You know, them fellas in the tight pants and boots, jumpin’ around and smackin’ each other. They said he wrestled a fella named Hulk Hogan. Now, I heard of that Hulk Hogan. Big fella, muscles everywhere. Seems like this Beefcake Brutus went right after him, tried to take his title. That’s like tryin’ to steal a bone from a hungry dog, I tell ya.
They said he didn’t win, though. Hulk Hogan was too tough, I guess. But that Beefcake Brutus, he kept on goin’. That’s what ya gotta do in life, ain’t it? Get knocked down, ya gotta get back up and keep on fightin’. Even if you ain’t wrestlin’ no Hulk Hogan, life throws enough punches at ya, that’s for sure.
Now, they said this Brutus fella, his real name was Edward Leslie. Imagine that! Beefcake Brutus ain’t even his real name! It’s like them fancy folks in town, always puttin’ on airs and pretendin’ to be somethin’ they ain’t. But I guess in wrestlin’, ya need a good name, somethin’ that makes folks remember ya. Beefcake Brutus, that’s a name you don’t forget so easy.
I heard some fellas talkin’ on the radio about him too. Comedians, they were. Said they was doin’ a series on him. Four parts, they said. Talked about all the different things he did, not just wrestlin’. Called him “The Zodiac” at one point, apparently. And some other “crap,” they said. Don’t know what that means, but sounds like this fella had a lot of different sides to him.
Someone even said this Brutus guy had some “vast scientific expertise.” Now, I don’t know what that means. Sound like somethin’ them city folks say. Maybe he knew how to fix tractors or somethin’. Or maybe it was just fancy talk for knowin’ how to wrestle good. They also said he wore folks down, like a good hound dog wearin’ down a squirrel. And he had some kinda special hold, a “figure-four leglock” they called it. Sounds painful, I tell ya. Like gettin’ your leg caught in a bear trap.
And wouldn’t you know it, this Brutus fella even got into some kinda Hall of Fame. That’s somethin’ special, I reckon. Means he was real good at what he did. Guess all that liftin’ and wrestlin’ paid off in the end. Showed them folks he was a real beefcake, a real strong man.
So, there you have it. What I know about this Beefcake Brutus. Sounds like he was a tough fella, worked hard, and made a name for himself. Just like them fellas at the fair, liftin’ them heavy things. And just like that “BBB Beefcake” workout, you gotta put in the work if you wanna be strong. That’s the way life is, ain’t it?
