Alright, let’s talk about this Scottie Scheffler fella and where he’s gonna be swingin’ his stick next. You know, that golf thing all them rich folks like to watch.
Scottie Scheffler, that number one player, the best they say. He’s real good at hittin’ that little white ball, better than most, that’s for sure. He’s always winnin’ stuff, always on TV, so folks wanna know where he’s gonna be next, I guess. Gotta keep up with the young’uns, even if I don’t understand half of what they’re doin’ on that there grass.
Seems like he’s been playin’ all over the place. Heard tell he was playin’ with that other fella, Rory somethin’-or-other. Yeah, Rory McIlroy, that’s the one. Those two, they stick with the PGA Tour, you know, the regular golf folks. Not like them other fellas who went off to do their own thing.
- He’s a big deal, this Scottie. Number one in the world, they say. Must be makin’ a whole lotta money doin’ that golfin’.
- He plays on the PGA Tour. That’s the main golf thing, not that LIV thing all them other fellas joined.
Now, there’s this big golf match comin’ up, a “showdown” they call it. It’s gonna be in Las Vegas, that fancy place out in the desert. Full of bright lights and noisy machines, not my kinda place, but these golfers, they like it there, I reckon.
Scottie, he’s gonna be there, playing with that Rory fella again. They’re gonna be up against some other guys, Bryson somethin’ and Brooks Koepka. Those two, they went off to that LIV golf thing, caused a whole lotta fuss, from what I hear. Now they’re gonna play against the PGA fellas, seems like a big deal.
This showdown, it’s gonna be on TV, on somethin’ called TNT and some other channels too. TBS and TruTV, they said. And if you got that fancy internet stuff, you can watch it on somethin’ called MAX. All these newfangled things, hard to keep up, I tell ya. They’re gonna start showin’ it at 6 p.m., so you gotta be ready if you wanna watch Scottie play.
So, Scottie Scheffler’s next event is this big showdown in Las Vegas. He’s playing with Rory McIlroy against Bryson DeChambeau and Brooks Koepka. It’s gonna be on TNT, TBS, truTV and MAX, startin’ at 6 p.m. That’s what all the fuss is about. Guess we’ll see if he can keep winnin’ all them golf trophies. He’s a good player, that Scottie, real good at hittin’ that ball. I don’t know much about golf, but even I can see that.
They say this showdown thing is a big deal, PGA Tour fellas against the LIV golf fellas. A real battle, they call it. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but I know folks like watchin’ Scottie play. He’s a good boy, even if he does spend all his time hittin’ a little white ball around a field.
And you know, they been talkin’ about this match for a while now. Golfweek, that magazine, they said somethin’ about it way back in September. So, it’s been planned for a long time, this showdown. Guess they gotta get all them fancy golfers together and make sure all them TV cameras are ready. It’s a whole big production, I hear.
So, if you’re lookin’ to see Scottie Scheffler play golf, tune in to that showdown thing in Las Vegas. TNT, TBS, truTV, and MAX, that’s where they’re gonna show it. Six o’clock in the evenin’ they said. And who knows, maybe he’ll win again. He’s pretty good at that golf stuff, that Scottie Scheffler is.
Just remember, Scottie Scheffler, Las Vegas, showdown, PGA Tour versus LIV Golf, TNT, TBS, truTV, MAX, 6 p.m. That’s all you need to know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about golf has made me hungry.
