Alright, so you wanna know when this Fragpunk thing is coming out, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t easy keeping up with all these newfangled games. Kids these days, always glued to their screens. But I heard some things, you know, from the young’uns, and I reckon I can piece it together for ya.
So, when’s this Fragpunk game gonna be released? Well, from what I gather, it’s gonna be out on March 6, 2025. That’s next year, y’all. Seems like a long ways away, but time flies, don’t it? They say it’ll be on them PlayStations, the Xbox thingamajigs, and those computer boxes, the ones they call PCs, yeah, on Steam and that Epic place too.
Now, this Fragpunk, it’s one of them shooter games. You know, runnin’ around, shootin’ at folks. But this one’s a bit different, they say. It’s five against five, like a good ol’ fashioned barnyard brawl, but with guns and fancy gadgets. And get this, they say you get to change the rules. I don’t rightly know how that works, but sounds mighty interestin’.
They’re callin’ it a “hero shooter,” whatever that means. Probably got some fellas with special powers or somethin’. Like them comic book fellas. And it’s gonna be free, they say. Free! That’s always a good thing, ain’t it? Nothin’ better than free, ‘cept maybe a good apple pie.
- Release Date: March 6, 2025 (PST)
- Platforms: PC (Steam & Epic Game Store), PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S
- Game Type: 5v5 Tactical Hero Shooter
- Price: Free-to-play
But hold on, there’s more. Before the big release, they’re gonna have somethin’ called a “Closed Beta Test“. Sounds fancy, huh? It’s like a test run, to make sure everything works right. That’s gonna happen on October 10, 2024. So, if you’re lucky, you might get to try it out early. But I don’t know how you get into that, you gotta ask them young’uns.
This game, Fragpunk, it’s made by a group they call Bad Guitar Studio. Funny name, ain’t it? Guess they like guitars. But they seem to know what they’re doin’. People are sayin’ this game is gonna be a big deal, one of them exciting upcoming shooters. Lots of competition out there, you know, with all them shootin’ games, but they think this one’s gonna be special.
So, mark your calendars, folks! March 6, 2025, is when you can get your hands on Fragpunk. And if you’re really eager, try to get into that Closed Beta Test in October. Me, I’ll stick to watchin’ the birds and tendin’ to my garden. All this shootin’ and gadgetry ain’t for this old lady. But you young folks, go have your fun. Just try to stay out of trouble, ya hear?
Now, all this talk about games is makin’ me tired. Time for a cup of tea and some biscuits. And don’t you forget, March 6, 2025. That’s the magic date for Fragpunk’s release. They say it’s gonna be fast-paced and you can change the rules, so it might be worth a look-see, even for an old gal like me. Just kiddin’! Unless… Nah, I’m too old for that.
So, there you have it. All the info I could gather on this Fragpunk game. Hope it helps you youngsters out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got chores to do. And remember, be good, and don’t spend all your time starin’ at that screen. Get some sunshine, it’ll do ya good. And who knows, maybe one day I’ll accidentally understand what a 5v5 tactical hero shooter even is!
Fragpunk is coming, and that’s the long and short of it. March 6, 2025. Don’t forget it.
