Alright, alright, let’s get this straight. You wanna know how to make God in that Infinite Craft thingy? Well, it ain’t easy like makin’ a pot of stew, lemme tell ya. This thing’s got more steps than my old corn cob pipe has bumps.
First off, you gotta get yourself some basics. Think of it like buildin’ a house. You don’t start with the roof, right? You start with the dirt and rocks. So, for God, you need Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water. Yeah, yeah, sounds like that old cartoon, but it’s true. Gotta have those to get anywhere. How you get ’em? Well, that’s the game, ain’t it? Mess around, slam stuff together, and see what pops out.
Now, once you got those, you gotta start makin’ the fancy stuff. I heard tell you need somethin’ called Lightning. How the heck you make lightnin’? Well, you gotta play around with fire and sky or somethin’. I ain’t no scientist, just tellin’ ya what I heard. This lightnin’ stuff is important, like salt in a stew, you gotta have it.
Okay, so you got your Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, and Lightning, huh? Good for you. Now the real work starts. You gotta start combin’ stuff. Like, maybe you put Earth and Water together and get…well, I ain’t gonna spoil the surprise, you figure it out. That’s half the fun, ain’t it? Experimentin’. Reminds me of when I tried to make moonshine with beets. Didn’t turn out so good, but hey, you learn somethin’ new every day.
Here’s the kicker, you also gonna need some bigger pieces, like Ocean. Now, that makes sense, right? Big fella like God needs a big ol’ ocean. And then there’s Death. Yep, death. Can’t have life without death, so they say. Gotta have that block too. How you make Death? Well, that’s for you to figure out. Maybe try messin’ around with Dust and Life, or somethin’ like that.
- Get Earth, Wind, Fire and Water
- Make Lightning
- Get Ocean
- Get Death
And don’t forget about Time. That’s a tricky one. Time ain’t somethin’ you can hold in your hand, you know? It’s always movin’. But in this game, it’s a block, so you gotta find a way to make it. Maybe try mixin’ Clock and Sand, or somethin’ else that tick-tocks away. Like my old grandpappy clock, always tickin’ and tockin’, drivin’ me nuts.
And then, last but not least, you gonna need Love. Yeah, love. Even God needs a little love, I reckon. How you make love? Well, that’s a question for the ages, ain’t it? Maybe try putting heart and heart together. Or maybe somethin’ softer, like a flower. I dunno, this ain’t no love advice column, this is about makin’ God!
So, you got all these fancy blocks, Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, Lightning, Ocean, Death, Time, and Love. Now what? Well, now you start slammin’ ‘em together. Try this, try that. There ain’t no right or wrong way. It’s like makin’ a quilt, you keep addin’ pieces until you get somethin’ beautiful. Or in this case, somethin’…divine. Maybe you put Ocean and Death together, who knows what you get? Maybe Hades, or Poseidon? That’s what the young folks call ‘em, I think.
From what I gather, God and Lightning are the key starting points for crafting other gods and stuff. You get Lightning and then start combin’ with other stuff like Ocean, Death, Time, and Love. That’s how you get them Greek god fellas, like Poseidon, Hades, Chronos and Aphrodite. Don’t ask me how to spell them fancy names, I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
Now, some folks say there’s somethin’ called LOTR in this game. Lord of the Rings, I think. Sounds like a bunch of fancy jewelry to me. Anyway, to get that, you gotta take a “Ring” and a “King” and slam ‘em together. How you get a Ring and a King? Well, that’s another story for another day. This game’s got more layers than an onion, I swear.
So, there you have it. A bunch of ramblin’ on how to make God in Infinite Craft. It ain’t easy, it ain’t quick, but it’s supposed to be fun. Just keep messin’ around, combin’ stuff, and see what happens. And remember, even if you don’t make God, you might make somethin’ even cooler. Like a giant robot, or a never-ending pizza. The possibilities are endless, just like my stories.
Tags: [Infinite Craft, God, Crafting Guide, Lightning, Ocean, Death, Time, Love, Greek Gods, LOTR]
