Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this whole Jey Uso and Rhea Ripley thing, you know, the wrestling stuff on the TV. I watch it sometimes when I ain’t got nothin’ better to do, like chasin’ them chickens outta the yard.
So, this Jey fella, used to be with them Bloodline boys, always causin’ trouble. Now he’s doin’ his own thing, and wouldn’t you know it, he’s hangin’ ’round with that Rhea girl. They call her “Mami,” kinda weird if you ask me, but hey, these young folks got their own ways.
Anyways, these two, they been flirtin’ and such on that wrestling show, RAW they call it. It’s all make-believe, you know, like them soap operas my daughter watches, but it’s kinda fun to see what they’ll do next. Rhea, she’s tough, won some match over in Berlin, Germany, wherever that is, and Jey was right there with her, kinda like.
- They been teasin’ folks for weeks, makin’ eyes at each other and all that.
- Then, bam! Rhea, she asks Jey to be her partner, tag team they call it, on RAW. Right there on TV, for everyone to see.
- Seems like Jey, he’s happy to be with Mami now. They’re a team now or something. He’s had bad luck in the ring by himself, but maybe with Rhea, things will be different. Who knows?
Now, there was this other fella, “Dirty Dom” they called him, Rhea’s boyfriend or somethin’, but he went off with another girl, Liv somethin’-or-other. So, Rhea, she’s movin’ on, I guess. And Jey, well, he seems to be right there, fillin’ that spot.
People been talkin’ ’bout it, you know, on that internet thing my grandson showed me. They’re jokin’ with Jey, makin’ fun of that Dom fella. It’s all a big show, like I said.
Heard tell Rhea even asked Jey to go to somethin’ called Waffle House, must be a place to eat waffles, I reckon. Don’t know what happened there, but folks are curious. And, Jey’s been getting those flirtatious messages from Mami. They’re having a good time, I guess.
Damian Priest, he’s another wrestler, hangin’ ’round with Rhea too. These wrestlers, they got their groups and their friends, just like them kids in high school. It’s all about alliances and friendships. Makes it hard to keep track sometimes, all them fellas and girls jumpin’ around in their fancy outfits.
Jey, he used to be kinda serious, always scowlin’, but now he’s smilin’ more, seems happier. Maybe it’s that Rhea girl, maybe it’s just bein’ on his own. Whatever it is, it’s makin’ that wrestling show a little more interestin’, even for an old lady like me.
So, that’s the story, as far as I can tell. Jey and Rhea, they’re a thing now, on TV at least. It might not last, these things never do, but for now, it’s somethin’ to watch. Keeps things lively, you know? Just like them chickens in my yard, always somethin’ goin’ on.
I don’t know if they’re really sweethearts or what, but they definitely make for a good show. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? Give the people what they want, that’s what they say. And right now, folks wanna see Jey and Rhea together. So that’s what they gonna get.
This whole wrestling thing, it’s a funny business. But it keeps folks entertained, keeps ‘em talkin’. And that’s good, I guess. Keeps us old folks from gettin’ too bored, sittin’ around on the porch all day. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens again. They’re probably gettin’ into somethin’ they shouldn’t be.
Tags: Jey Uso, Rhea Ripley, WWE, RAW, Wrestling, Mami, The Usos, Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio, Liv Morgan
