Alright, so you’re havin’ trouble with that Ghost of Tsushima game on your computer, huh? It’s all stuttery and laggy, like a donkey cart with a broken wheel. Don’t you worry none, I’ve heard some things, and we’ll see if we can get that game runnin’ smooth as butter churned fresh.
First off, some folks say that fancy Malwarebytes thingy, the one that’s supposed to keep your computer safe, well, it might be causin’ the trouble. They say turnin’ off the “realtime protection” thingamajig helps. Like turnin’ off the rooster so you can sleep in, you know? Makes things quieter. So, try that, see if it works. It worked for some other folks, so it might just work for you too.
Now, another thing I heard is this game, it don’t like the internet sometimes. Yeah, you heard that right. It’s like a stubborn mule, gets all bothered when it’s connected. So, try unpluggin’ that internet cable, or turnin’ off the Wi-Fi. Just go offline, like you’re livin’ out in the sticks with no phone lines. Some folks say that fixed their stutterin’ problem right up. Makes sense, I guess. Less noise, less trouble.
- Unplug the internet cable.
- Turn off Wi-Fi.
- Play the game offline.
Then there’s this talk about “mods.” Sounds fancy, like somethin’ a city slicker would use. But from what I gather, it’s like puttin’ a patch on a torn pair of pants. It helps fix things up. Some of these “mods,” they’re supposed to help with the stutterin’ and freezin’. Now, I don’t know how to get those things, but maybe your grandkids can help you with that. They know all about these computer things.
And, Lordy, make sure you got enough of that “ram” stuff. It’s like the feed for your computer, you know? If you don’t give a horse enough oats, it ain’t gonna pull the plow very well. Same with the computer. If it don’t have enough “ram,” it’s gonna be slow and stuttery. And that “vram” too, whatever that is. Make sure you got enough of both, or the game ain’t gonna run right.
Drivers, oh them drivers. They’re like the reins on a horse, gotta keep ‘em updated or things go wild. Sometimes, when those computer folks update the drivers, things go haywire. Like that fella said, he was playin’ the game just fine, all fancy settings and everything, then bam! Driver update, and now it’s all stuttery. So, maybe try going back to an older driver, or waitin’ for a new one that fixes the problem. It’s a waitin’ game sometimes, like waitin’ for the crops to grow.
Some folks been havin’ this stutterin’ problem for weeks, and it happens all of a sudden, like a snake bitin’ you when you least expect it. Combat, walkin’ around, doesn’t matter. It just starts laggin’. That’s a real pain, like a splinter you can’t get out. So try all these things I told ya, one by one, and see if somethin’ helps.
And remember, sometimes, it ain’t your fault. It’s just the game bein’ a bit wonky. Like a new calf, it needs time to find its legs. The computer folks, they might need to fix the game themselves. So, if nothin’ works, you might just have to wait for them to do their job.
Anyways, I hope somethin’ here helped you out. Nothin’ worse than a game that don’t run right. It’s like tryin’ to milk a cow with a leaky bucket. Frustratin’ as all get out. Good luck to ya, and happy gamin’!
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