Alright, let’s talk about this Ronda Rousey girl. You know, the one who fights? Yeah, her. I heard folks talkin’ ‘bout her and somethin’ called a “camel toe.” Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, so I had to ask my grandkid what that meant. Turns out, it’s somethin’ to do with her shorts bein’ too tight, and, well, you can kinda see things you ain’t supposed to see.
This Ronda girl, she’s tough as nails, I tell ya. Beats folks up for a livin’. But even she’s scared of somethin’. Not of gettin’ punched in the face, mind you, but of this here “camel toe” thing. Imagine that! She can wrestle and punch and kick, but she’s worried about her shorts!
- She says she’s got a real fear of it. A “phobia,” like them fancy doctors say.
- Every time she wins a fight, first thing she does, before she even takes out that mouth thingy, she yanks down her shorts.
- Says she don’t want nobody seein’ nothin’ they shouldn’t be seein’.
Now, I ain’t one to judge. We all got our quirks, I reckon. But it does seem kinda funny, this tough fighter worryin’ about her clothes. It’s like worryin’ about the chickens gettin’ loose when the barn’s on fire, you know?
They say she even tried to get different shorts for fightin’. Tried to fix the problem, so to speak. But even then, things still happened. Guess it’s hard to hide things when you’re movin’ around all fast and furious like she does. It ain’t like she’s just sittin’ on the porch shellin’ peas, you know? She’s jumpin’ and kickin’ and grapplin’. Clothes are bound to move around.
I heard tell she even tried to get other fighters to change their clothes too. Didn’t want them havin’ no “camel toe” problems neither. Seems like she cares about more than just beatin’ folks up. Maybe she’s just tryin’ to be a good person, lookin’ out for others. Or maybe she just don’t want to see nothin’ she don’t wanna see herself. Who knows?
But let me tell you, this whole thing got me thinkin’. This Ronda girl, she’s famous, right? People watch her on TV. And all they talkin’ about is her fightin’ and this… this “camel toe.” It makes you wonder, what’s really important here? Is it the fightin’? Or is it the clothes? Or is it just people lookin’ for somethin’ to gossip about?
I tell you what, back in my day, we didn’t worry about no “camel toe.” We wore what we had, and we worked hard. We didn’t have time for fancy clothes and worryin’ about what other people thought. But times are different now, I guess. Folks care about different things. And this Ronda girl, she’s gotta deal with it all. The fightin’, the fame, and the… well, you know.
Anyway, that’s what I heard about this Ronda Rousey and her “camel toe” problem. Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me. But hey, I’m just an old woman. What do I know? I just hope she keeps on fightin’ and winnin’. And maybe, just maybe, she’ll find some shorts that don’t give her so much trouble.
And you know, it ain’t just her. This “camel toe” thing, seems like it happens to lots of folks. Maybe they need to start makin’ clothes different, I don’t know. But one thing’s for sure, this Ronda girl ain’t gonna let it stop her from bein’ a champion. She’s tough, that one. And a little bit of “camel toe” ain’t gonna change that.
So there you have it. My two cents on this whole Ronda Rousey and her clothes situation. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
Tags: [Ronda Rousey, Camel Toe, UFC, MMA, Wardrobe Malfunction, Phobia, Fighting, Shorts, Fear, Confession]
