Alright, so ya wanna know how many of them wrestling fellas are still in their 20s, huh? Well, it ain’t as easy as countin’ chickens, I tell ya. Them WWE folks, they got a whole heap of people workin’ for ’em, hundreds and hundreds, maybe even close to a thousand if ya count everybody.
Now, I heard tell there’s this thing called a “database” where they keep track of all them wrestlers. Says it’s got all sorts of info, like how tall they are, how much they weigh, and yep, even their birthdays. That’s how you figure out how old they are, see? But I ain’t got no fancy computer skills to be lookin’ at that stuff.
From what I gather, there’s a bunch of different kinds of wrestlers. Ya got yer fellas on “Raw” and “Smackdown,” and then there’s the ladies too. Plus, they got these smaller fellas, the “205 Live” guys. And don’t forget them managers, the ones who do all the talkin’ for the wrestlers. It’s a whole lotta people, I’m tellin’ ya.
- They got men wrestlers on Raw.
- They got men wrestlers on Smackdown.
- They got smaller fellas on 205 Live.
- They got lady wrestlers too.
- And don’t forget the managers!
I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about a game, “WWE 2K23” they called it. Said it’s got over two hundred wrestlers in it! Can ya believe that? But that don’t mean they’re all in their 20s, mind ya. Some of them fellas been wrestlin’ for years and years, gray hair and all.
Now, this is important, so listen up. To find the young’uns, you gotta know their birthdays. Then you can do the math and figure out if they’re still in their 20s. They say there’s this one gal, Tiffany Stratton, who’s the youngest. Born in ’99, they say. So she’s, what, 25 now? Yep, she’s still in her 20s alright.
But how many more are there like her? That’s the million-dollar question. They don’t just go around shoutin’ their ages, ya know. It’s like askin’ a woman her weight – just ain’t polite! But if I had to guess, I’d say there’s gotta be a good few of ’em. Wrestling’s tough work, and a lot of them start young. So, out of all them hundreds of wrestlers, maybe… maybe a quarter of ’em are in their 20s? That’s just a guess though, mind ya. Could be more, could be less.
It’s hard to keep track, with all them new fellas comin’ in and the old ones retirin’. It’s like a revolving door, always spinnin’. But one thing’s for sure: there’s always gonna be young, strong wrestlers comin’ up, ready to take on the world. That’s just how it is.
So, there ya have it. Can’t give ya an exact number, but I gave ya the gist of it. It’s a whole lotta wrestlers, some young, some old, and a whole lotta in-between. If ya really wanna know for sure, you gotta go diggin’ in that “database” thing. But for me, I’m happy just watchin’ ’em wrestle, no matter how old they are.
And listen, if you hear tell about some new young wrestler, let me know! I like watching them young ones, they got so much energy. But don’t be tellin’ me too much about that fancy computer stuff, I ain’t got time for that. I’d rather be watchin’ the matches and cheerin’ for my favorites, ya know?
So, in short, plenty of wrestlers, some young ones, figuring out the exact number is tricky business, and I’d rather watch them wrestle than count ’em. That’s all there is to it, plain and simple.
Tags: [WWE, Wrestlers, Age, 20s, Roster, WWE 2K23, Tiffany Stratton, Young Wrestlers]
