Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Bruce Buffer fella and his wife, or whatever. I heard some things, seen some things on that TV thing, you know, the one with all the moving pictures? Yeah, that one.
So, this Bruce, he’s one of them fight announcers, right? Yells real loud before them fellas start punchin’ and kickin’. “It’s time!” he screams. Scared the bejesus outta me the first time I heard it, thought the chickens were gettin’ slaughtered!
Now, they say he’s got a brother, Michael. Half-brother, they call it. Didn’t even know each other till they were grown men! Can you believe that? Imagine findin’ out you got a whole brother you never knew about. Just popped up on the TV, yellin’ about fights. Crazy, I tell ya, crazy!
- Bruce yells real loud at fights.
- Michael is his half-brother, whatever that means.
- They didn’t know each other for a long time.
Anyways, this Bruce, he’s doin’ alright for himself, they say. Got a bunch of money, millions of it, more money than I ever seen in my life! Enough to buy a whole lotta chickens, that’s for sure. And that Michael fella, he’s got money too, but not as much as Bruce. Guess yellin’ pays better than whatever Michael does.
They live out in California, them brothers. Warm weather, fancy houses, probably got them fancy toilets that flush all by themselves. I bet they ain’t never had to slop a hog or chase a runaway cow. City folk, I reckon. Though I hear tell Bruce spends a lot of time travelin’ all over for them fights.
But we’re talkin’ about Bruce’s wife here, right? That’s what they told me to talk about. Well, here’s the thing, nobody really talks much about her. It’s always Bruce this, Bruce that. “It’s time!” this, “It’s time!” that. You’d think a fella with that much money and that loud a voice would have a wife everyone knew about.
Maybe she’s a quiet one. Likes to stay outta the limelight, as they say. Probably smart, keeps Bruce in line, makes sure he ain’t spendin’ all that money on foolishness. Or maybe she’s busy runnin’ the house, makin’ sure there’s food on the table and clean clothes for Bruce to wear when he goes off to yell at those fighters. Somebody’s gotta do it, right?
I tried lookin’ her up on that internet thing my grandkid showed me. Typed in “Bruce Buffer wife” just like they told me. Lot of stuff about Bruce, pictures of him yellin’, but not much about the missus. Maybe she don’t like havin’ her picture taken. Some folks are like that, don’t want everyone pokin’ their noses in their business. Can’t say I blame ‘em.
Seems like she’s a mystery, this wife of his. A real quiet one. Maybe that’s a good thing, livin’ with a fella who yells all the time. Probably needs a bit of peace and quiet when he ain’t shoutin’ at those fellas in the ring. Or maybe she just ain’t that important to the story, just a name on a piece of paper somewhere.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about Bruce Buffer and his wife. He yells, he’s got a brother, he’s got a lot of money, and his wife… well, she’s there. Somewhere. Probably keepin’ things runnin’ smooth while Bruce is out there doin’ his thing. Good for her, I say. Someone’s gotta keep them loudmouths in check.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re startin’ to make a ruckus, almost as loud as that Bruce Buffer fella when he’s yellin’ at them fights. Makes you wonder who’s louder, him or a bunch of hungry hens.
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