Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this fella, Brock… Brock… uh, Lesnar, yeah, that’s the name. Folks been whisperin’ ’bout him comin’ back, like a bad penny, always turns up, you know?
So, what’s the big deal ’bout this Brock guy? Well, he’s a big ol’ wrestler, strong as an ox, meaner than a snake. Been gone for a while now, a whole year, maybe more. Folks say he’s been busy doin’… somethin’. Who knows what these fellas get up to when they ain’t wrestlin’. Probably farmin’, or fixin’ fences, like my old man used to do.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this wrestlin’ stuff, but even I heard tell of this Royal Rumble thing. Apparently, some folks thought Brock was gonna show up there, surprise everybody. Didn’t happen, though. Just a bunch of other fellas gruntin’ and groanin’ in their tighty-whities. Waste of time if you ask me.
- He’s been gone a long time, that’s for sure.
- Some folks thought they’d see him at some Rumble thing.
- But nobody really knows nothin’ for sure.
People keep talkin’ though, chatterin’ like hens in the henhouse. Heard some fellas sayin’ his name pop up here and there. Like he’s lurkin’ in the shadows, waitin’ to pounce. Reminds me of that stray cat that used to hang ’round the barn, always lookin’ for a handout.
Then there’s this other thing, this… SummerSlam. Apparently, Brock had a big fight there, against some other fella, Cody somethin’-or-other. Lost, I think. Serves him right, maybe. These fellas get too big for their britches sometimes.
And now, folks are sayin’ there ain’t no plans for him to come back. Well, that’s just fine by me. Plenty of other fellas to watch, I reckon. Though, I gotta admit, Brock, he was somethin’ else. Always stirred things up, made things excitin’. Like a thunderstorm in the middle of summer.
But what’s the truth? Who knows! These wrestling folks, they’re always tryin’ to pull a fast one. Keepin’ secrets, makin’ up stories. It’s all a big show, you know? Like that time the carnival came to town, and that fella promised to eat a whole watermelon in one bite. Turned out he just stuffed it down his shirt.
So, will Brock come back? Maybe. Maybe not. I ain’t holdin’ my breath. Got more important things to worry about, like gettin’ the garden planted and makin’ sure them chickens lay their eggs. But if he does come back, well, it’ll be somethin’ to see, that’s for sure. Might even tune in for that, just to see what all the fuss is about.
But remember this, y’all, don’t believe everything you hear. Especially when it comes to these wrestlin’ folks. They’ll tell you anything to get you to watch their show. Just like that fella tryin’ to sell me that miracle tonic, said it would cure everything from arthritis to a broken heart. Didn’t work, just tasted like vinegar.
Anyway, that’s the story on Brock Lesnar, as best as I can tell. He’s gone, he might be back, nobody knows for sure. Just a bunch of talk and speculation. Same as it ever was.
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