Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Cheyenne Knight and her fella, Easton Stick. Folks been whisperin’ and I heard a thing or two, so I’m gonna spill the beans the way I know how.
Cheyenne Knight, she ain’t got no husband, ya hear? No sir, no ring on that finger. She’s a golfer, a good one they say, swings them clubs like she’s whippin’ up eggs for breakfast, real strong-like. Born in Texas, way back in ’97. Young gal, just 27 or so. Her folks, Gene and Jayna, they only got her now, after that sad business with her brother, bless his heart.
Now, this Easton Stick fella, he’s a football player. Plays for the Chargers, holds that ball and throws it, I reckon. Not the main guy, though, more like the backup, the one waitin’ in the wings. He ain’t got a wife neither, but he’s got Cheyenne, and that’s somethin’.
- No husband for Cheyenne Knight, but she’s got a fella alright.
- Easton Stick, the football player, is her man.
- They met in 2022, at some golf thing, Palos Verdes somethin’-or-other. Fancy, I bet.
They say those two, they got somethin’ special. Started seein’ each other late in ’22. Met at that golf game, you know, the one I just told ya about. Musta been love at first sight, like in them movies they show on the TV. Though, I don’t watch much TV, too much flashin’ lights and noise for my old eyes.
Easton, he’s a good-lookin’ fella, I seen pictures. Strong jaw, kinda fella you’d trust to carry your groceries, ya know? And Cheyenne, she’s a pretty thing too, always smilin’ in them pictures. They look happy together, and that’s what matters, ain’t it? Folks always fussin’ ‘bout marriage and kids, but sometimes just bein’ happy together is enough. At least that’s what my old man used to say, bless his soul.
Some folks get all mixed up, thinkin’ Cheyenne Knight is related to that Tiger Woods fella. But she ain’t, no sir. There’s another Cheyenne, Cheyenne Woods, but that’s a different story altogether. This Cheyenne, our Cheyenne, she’s her own woman, makin’ her own way in the world.
So, to recap, Cheyenne ain’t married. Got herself a football-playin’ boyfriend, Easton Stick. They seem happy as clams, and that’s all that matters to me. No kids, no fuss, just two young folks makin’ their way. And that, my friends, is all I know about Cheyenne Knight and her fella. Don’t go listenin’ to them city folk with their fancy words, this is the truth, plain and simple, just like I like it.
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. Them hens get mighty grumpy if they ain’t fed on time, just like some husbands I know, though Cheyenne don’t gotta worry about that just yet, being as she ain’t got one.
But that Easton, he better treat her right, or he’ll have to answer to me! And believe you me, this old lady can still swing a mean broom!
And that’s the whole story, as plain as the nose on your face. Don’t need no fancy talkin’ to understand that, do ya?
Tags: [Cheyenne Knight, Easton Stick, Golfer, Football, Relationship, LPGA, Chargers, Boyfriend, No Husband, 2022]
