Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this… this Uncle Howdy thing. Folks been jabberin’ ‘bout it, you know? Like hens in a henhouse.
Uncle Howdy… what’s the fuss all about?
See, there was this fella, Bray Wyatt. Gone now, bless his heart. And this Uncle Howdy, well, he was kinda like Bray’s… shadow, I guess. Always lurkin’ around, creepy-like. Now, people are sayin’ he’s comin’ back. Back to what, I dunno. Wrestlin’, I reckon. They got these wrestlers, big fellas, jumpin’ around and pretendin’ to fight. Kids love it. My grandson, he watches it all the time, yellin’ at the TV like those fellas can hear him.
Folks been whisperin’ for weeks, like a bunch of gossips at a church picnic. They sayin’ Uncle Howdy’s gonna show up again. And this fella, Taylor Rotunda, he’s the one playin’ Uncle Howdy. Bray’s brother, they say. Family business, I guess. Like when my Billy Bob took over the farm from his pa.
- He’s comin’ back, they say.
- Gonna be a big announcement.
- Thursday, eight o’clock, they say. Eastern time, whatever that means. City folks and their fancy times.
Now, they’re sayin’ he’s got a whole crew with him. A bunch of weirdos, just like those puppets Bray used to have on that… Firefly Fun House, they called it. Creepy stuff, if you ask me. Made my skin crawl, like a spider sneakin’ up your arm. But the kids, they ate it up. Go figure.
And this Seth Rollins fella…
He’s back too, apparently. Don’t know much about him. Another wrestler, I guess. They all wear them tight pants and shiny boots. Makes you wonder how they can breathe, let alone wrestle. But that’s their business, not mine.
So, Thursday night, eight o’clock. That’s when the big hoo-ha is supposed to happen. An announcement, they say. What kind of announcement? Lord knows. Probably somethin’ about more wrestlin’. Maybe Uncle Howdy’s gonna challenge someone. Or maybe he’s gonna start his own show. Who knows with these folks? They’re always tryin’ to drum up excitement. Keep people watchin’, I guess.
What happens after the announcement?
That’s the real question, ain’t it? They say this announcement is just the start. Somethin’ else is gonna happen after that. More wrestlin’, probably. Maybe some drama. These wrestlers, they love their drama. Like a soap opera, but with more punchin’. My old soap opera “Days of Our Lives” is better if you ask me. But the youngin’s like what they like.
Just a bunch of make-believe if you ask me…
But hey, folks gotta have their entertainment, I guess. Keeps ‘em busy. Me? I’d rather be out in the garden, tendin’ to my tomatoes. At least you know what you’re gettin’ with tomatoes. Plant a seed, water it, and you get a tomato. No surprises. Unlike this Uncle Howdy business. Who knows what’s gonna happen there? It’s all a big mystery, wrapped up in a riddle, tied with a bow of… well, I don’t know what. Just a bunch of hooey, if you ask me. But folks are talkin’ about it, so I figured I’d tell ya what I heard.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. Them hens get restless if you don’t keep an eye on them. And that’s more important than any Uncle Howdy announcement, that’s for sure.
Tags: [Uncle Howdy, WWE, Wrestling, Bray Wyatt, Taylor Rotunda, Seth Rollins, Announcement, Return, Firefly Fun House, Thursday]
