Alright, let’s talk about this Lance Lynn and his wife, you know, the baseball fella. Folks keep askin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d spill what I know. Now, I ain’t no fancy reporter or nothin’, just tellin’ it like I see it. Don’t expect no big words or complicated stuff, alright?
So, this Lance Lynn, he throws them balls for a livin’, plays for the, uh… Saint… somethin’ Cardinals, yeah, that’s it. Big strong fella, throws real hard. Been seein’ him on the TV sometimes, grunting and sweating. Hard work, that baseball.
Now, his wife, they call her Dymin. Dymin Lynn, I guess. Seems like a nice enough gal. Heard she started one of them talky things, a pod… pod… something-cast. Yeah, like a radio show but on the internet, I think. She talks to other wives of them baseball players. Probably gossips about their husbands, you know how women are, ha!
- They got married in 2020, not too long ago.
- He plays for the St. Louis Cardinals.
- They got themselves a whole passel of kids, four of ’em! Busy folks, I tell ya.
Dymin, she seems real chatty. This podcast thing, she talks all about their lives, personal stuff, you know, the kind of things we old ladies gossip about over the fence. But she does it on the internet for everyone to hear! Times are changin’, I tell ya.
I even heard she had Lance on her show once. Can you imagine? Husband and wife, talkin’ on the radio… or internet… whatever it is. They talked about… uh… baseball stuff, I guess. And some funny things that happened, viral stuff, they called it. Folks like watchin’ that kind of thing, I hear. Little clips on their phones, giggling at silly things.
They put pictures of their kids online too. Little tykes, all smiles and cute as buttons. Lance and Dymin, they seem like good parents, always takin’ care of them little ones. It ain’t easy raisin’ a family, especially when you’re travelin’ around for baseball all the time.
I don’t know much about baseball, to be honest. Seems like a lot of runnin’ around and throwin’ things. But these fellas make a good livin’ doin’ it, that’s for sure. And their wives, they gotta be strong too, keepin’ the house and raisin’ them kids while their husbands are gone all the time.
So, that’s the scoop on Lance Lynn and his wife, Dymin. He plays baseball, she talks on the internet, and they got a bunch of kids. They seem happy enough, and that’s all that matters, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my own chickens. Them eggs ain’t gonna gather themselves, you know.
Just remember, this ain’t no fancy news report. Just an old woman tellin’ ya what she knows. If you want the real details, go look it up yourself! But I think I gave you a pretty good picture, ain’t I? Lance Lynn and Dymin, a baseball family, livin’ their lives out in the open for everyone to see.
They seem like good folks, though. Workin’ hard and raisin’ a family. That’s what matters in this world, you know? Not all the fame and fortune, but the love and the family. And maybe a good fastball every now and then, if you’re Lance Lynn. Ha! Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go on, get outta here!
Tags: [Lance Lynn, Dymin Lynn, St. Louis Cardinals, Baseball Wives, Podcast, Family, Children, 2020]
