Alright, let’s talk about this Tiffany Stratton girl, the one from WWE. Folks keep jabberin’ ‘bout her, so I figured I’d spill the beans on what I know, the way I see it, ya know? No fancy talk, just plain and simple.
Who is this Tiffany Stratton, anyway?
Well, they tell me her real name is somethin’ like Jessica Woynilko. Sounds like one of them fancy foreign names, don’t it? Born way back in 1999, makes her a young’un, just a spring chicken compared to me! They say she was doin’ all sorts of things before wrestlin’ – gymnastics and whatnot, even liftin’ them heavy weights. Her folks, they wanted her to be a wrestler, so she went and got trained by some fella named Greg Gagne. Sounds important, I guess.
Then, she signed up with WWE in 2021, and started showin’ up on TV later that year. They dolled her up all pretty, made her look all fancy and glamorous. That’s how she got to be Tiffany Stratton.
What’s she doin’ in WWE?
She’s a wrestler, plain and simple. Wears them sparkly outfits and throws folks around. And let me tell ya, she’s pretty good at it! They say she’s one of the big names in women’s wrestlin’ now. Folks cheer for her, and she wins a lot. She even won some fancy briefcase thing, Money in the Bank they called it. And now she’s teamed up with another big ol’ gal, Nia Jax. They’re tough, let me tell ya, like a couple of bulls in a china shop!
- She’s strong, that’s for sure. All that weightliftin’ probably helped.
- She’s got that look, you know? All blonde hair and sparkly stuff. Folks like that, I guess.
- She can wrestle, that’s the main thing. She’s got moves and she’s tough.
Why folks are talkin’ ‘bout her?
Well, like I said, she’s winnin’ and she’s got that fancy look. And she’s workin’ hard, seemingly confident even if she is one of them developmental stars, not sure what that means but that’s what they say. They even compare her to that Charlotte Flair lady, who I reckon is a big deal in wrestlin’ too. But that Charlotte ain’t around on TV right now so they are missin’ her so that makes this here Stratton girl stand out more, you see? Tiffany even said that Flair lady inspired her. And she just wrestled in this big match thing in Perth, Australia, and folks went wild for her, lot of cheerin’, that sort of thing.
What else do we know?
Not much, really. They say she’s 25 years old, and she’s not that tall, maybe 5’7”, or about my height. Weighs around 143 pounds. She’s a natural blonde, they say. Probably dyes it though, most of them do, I reckon.
So, what do I think?
Well, she’s a tough cookie, that Tiffany Stratton. She’s got folks talkin’ and she’s winnin’ matches. That’s all that matters in wrestlin’, ain’t it? She’s young, she’s got that look, and she can wrestle. She’ll probably be around for a while, causin’ trouble and winnin’ belts. Just like them other wrestling gals before her.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’ made me hungry. But that’s the gist of it, that’s what I know about Tiffany Stratton, and it didn’t even take a lot of words and all that fancy smancy stuff. Just plain ol’ common sense is all you need.
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