Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Alexa Bliss girl. You know, the one from the TV, the wrestling? Yeah, her. Been hearin’ folks chatterin’ about her, so I figured I’d spill the beans, what I know and what I heard, you know, like we do at the market, but without the tomatoes.
So, this Alexa girl, she ain’t been on TV for a spell. A long spell. Like, near two years, they say. That’s a mighty long time, even longer than it takes for my old rooster to crow in the mornin’. People keep askin’, “Where she at? What’s she doin’?” Well, hold your horses, I’m gettin’ to it.
Seems like she had herself a baby. Yep, a little one. Her and that Cabrera fella, they got hitched a while back, and now they got a young’un. Good for them, I say. Babies are a blessin’, even if they do keep you up all night cryin’ louder than a hog stuck in a fence.
Now, before the baby, she was wrestlin’, you know, on that WWE show. Folks seemed to like her alright. She was a champion, they say. Wore a sparkly belt and all. I ain’t much for wrestlin’ myself, all that jumpin’ and thumpin’ gives me a headache. But my grandson, he loves it. Always yellin’ at the TV, “Hit ’em harder! Pin ’em down!” Kids these days.
Anyways, this Alexa girl, she posted somethin’ on that Instamatic, or whatever they call it. The picture thingy on the phone. Got folks all riled up, talkin’ about her comin’ back to wrestlin’. They call it a frenzy, like a bunch of chickens chasin’ a grasshopper. I tell ya, folks get worked up over the strangest things.
But nobody really knows for sure when she’s comin’ back, or why she left in the first place. Just a lot of yap, yap, yap. Like them hens in the coop, always cluckin’ but never sayin’ nothin’ useful. Rumors, they call ’em. I heard she might be back soon, maybe on that Raw show, or that Smackdown show, I dunno. They got too many shows, if you ask me.
I also heard she was at somethin’ called the “Royal Rumble” last year. Sounded fancy, but prob’ly just more wrestlin’. Like I said, not my cup of tea, but some folks love it. They say she was good, real good. A real fighter, that one.
And that’s about all I got on this Alexa Bliss. She’s a wrestler, she had a baby, and folks want her back on TV. Seems simple enough, right? But you know how these TV folks are, always makin’ a big fuss outta nothin’. They prob’ly got a whole plan for her, all mapped out like a quilt pattern.
- So, to sum it all up: Alexa Bliss been gone a long time.
- She had a baby.
- People miss her and want her back on WWE.
- She might be comin’ back soon, but nobody knows for sure.
So there you have it. The whole shebang, just like I heard it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re probably gettin’ restless, just like them wrestling fans waitin’ for Alexa Bliss.
Now, don’t you go quotin’ me on this, ya hear? I don’t want no trouble. Just sharin’ what I know, neighbor to neighbor. That’s how we do things ‘round here. No fancy talk, just plain speakin’. And if you ask me, that’s the best way to be. Straight and to the point, like an arrow to a bullseye. Or, you know, like a good ol’ country song, tellin’ a story plain and simple.
Anyways, I hope that answers your questions about this Alexa gal. She seems like a nice enough girl, even if she does spend her time jumpin’ around in a ring. But hey, to each their own, I always say. You like wrestlin’, you watch wrestlin’. You like knittin’, you knit. Me? I like a good cup of coffee and a quiet mornin’ on the porch. That’s all I need.
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