Well, let me tell ya, there ain’t nothin’ fishy ’bout this Tarkov game, though it sure can leave a fella scratchin’ his head sometimes. This here mission is called “Nothing Fishy About This,” and it ain’t as simple as it sounds. Now, you’re gonna have to get yourself to that Shoreline map—yup, that one with all the water and mud. Ain’t much to it, just gotta find Ragman’s SUV, which he’s been missin’ for who knows how long. If you’re thinkin’ you’re gonna just stroll right up and find it, well, you best think again.
First thing’s first, you gotta make sure you’ve got the right level. I reckon you oughta be at least level 17. I don’t know why, but that’s how it goes. Now, once you’ve got that level, go on over to one of them Traders in the game and check out the “Tasks” tab. If you done did things right, you’ll see the “Nothing Fishy About This” quest poppin’ up. If it don’t show up right away, don’t go gettin’ all worked up. You might need to finish another task before this one unlocks, like the “Big Sale” task or somethin’. Ain’t nobody got time to sit around twiddlin’ their thumbs, right?
Now, as for the quest itself, it ain’t no walk in the park. You’re gonna be lookin’ for Ragman’s SUV, which is sittin’ right there in the swamp village. Don’t go wanderin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off. You need to head east from that village, and you’ll find the ol’ SUV stuck in a pond. Seems like that SUV ain’t gonna make it out on its own, so it’s up to you to find it and get it back to Ragman. He’ll sure appreciate it when you do, though he don’t say much about it.
Once you’ve found the SUV, all that’s left is to bring it back to Ragman and collect your reward. Don’t go thinkin’ it’s all easy, though. The swamp’s full of dangers, and you might just run into a few surprises along the way. Stay sharp, or you might find yourself more lost than a sheep in a storm.
All said and done, this quest ain’t too bad once you get the hang of it. Just remember, no matter how lost you might feel out there, there ain’t nothin’ fishy ’bout this Tarkov quest. It’s just a matter of gettin’ out there, doin’ what needs to be done, and not lettin’ the world around you scare ya. And don’t forget—get to level 17 and finish that “Big Sale” task first. After that, you’ll be good to go.
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