Alright, folks, gather ’round! Today, I’m diving into something that’s been tickling my funny bone lately: silly sorcerer names for Baldur’s Gate 3. I’ve been messing around with a sorcerer build, and honestly, half the fun is coming up with a ridiculous name.
So, I started by just brainstorming, you know? Like, what even sounds like a funny sorcerer name? I scribbled down a bunch of random words and syllables on a piece of paper. It looked like a toddler got a hold of a dictionary, but hey, gotta start somewhere.

Then, I thought, “Okay, let’s get some inspiration.” I did a quick search and browsed some forums and stuff, but I didn’t copy, just get some ideas to help me get my creative juices flowing.
After that I went back to my messy list and started combining things. I tried to make them sound kinda magical, but also, you know, dumb. Here’s what I’ve been toying with, playing no attention to singular or plural:
- Fizzlewick
- Sparkleblast
- Boomington
- Wobblesprocket
- Snugglepuff
- Flibbertigibbet (Okay, that one’s a bit of a mouthful)
- Gloomcookie
- Zippityzap
I tested some of these out in the game, just saying them out loud while I was playing. “Gloomcookie casts Fireball!” Yeah, it’s pretty great.
The best part? I realized I could use puns! Oh man, the possibilities. I’m still working on this, but I’ve got a few gems, using parts of names with something that sounds alike:
- Gand-alf P. Dumbledore the 3rd
- Sauron’s Eye-Scream
- Wizardy McWizardface
- Magic Mike (He is magic, so it is not wrong!)
Ultimately, I settled on “Wobblesprocket Sparkleblast” for my current playthrough. It just felt right, you know? A little bit wobbly, a little bit sparkly, and definitely a whole lot of boom.
So, that’s my journey into the wonderful world of silly sorcerer names. It’s all about embracing the absurdity and having fun with it. Don’t be afraid to get weird! Now, go forth and create some magical mayhem with your own ridiculous names. Game on!
