Okay, so today I tried to mess around with “Stellar Blade” and, let me tell you, it was a whole thing. The goal? To see if I could get the game to do something it really, really didn’t want to do. Basically, I tried to break it.
I started by launching the game, everything normal, you know? Got into the first real combat area, the one with those creepy monsters.
My First Attempt: Glitch Out
First thing I tried was just running around like a crazy person, jumping, dodging, trying to get stuck in walls or fall through the floor. You know, the classic “I’m gonna try and glitch this game” move. I spent a good hour just slamming into corners, rolling into weird spots, the whole deal.
- Jumped on every box I could find.
- Tried to roll through tiny gaps.
- Ran headfirst into walls at different angles.
No luck. The game’s solid, I gotta give it that. It’s like the developer team is too good. I mean, it’s cool that the game is well-made, but kinda annoying when you’re trying to break it.
Next Up: Enemy Confusion
Then I thought, “Okay, let’s try to confuse the enemies.” So I started doing this weird dance where I’d aggro a bunch of them, then try to get them to follow me into places they shouldn’t be.
I’d run around corners, try to get them to clip into each other, or get stuck on the environment. Thought maybe I could overload the AI or something.
Again, nothing. These monsters, they’re smarter than they look. They just kept coming at me, no matter how weird I got. It’s like they’re programmed to handle even the dumbest player tactics (that’s me, by the way).
Giving up!
So, yeah, after a few hours of dedicated “not cooperating” with “Stellar Blade,” I gotta admit defeat. The game is just too well-built. Didn’t glitch, didn’t break, didn’t even stutter. It’s a testament to how polished the game is, but also, kind of a bummer for someone who enjoys finding those little cracks in the system.
Maybe I’ll try again another day. Maybe with a different approach. But for now, “Stellar Blade” wins this round. It just…works. Which is, you know, a good thing. Usually.
