Okay, so, “Super Mega Ultra Watch,” right? Sounds a bit dramatic, I know. But it was a project! Let me tell you about it.
It all started with this crazy idea. I wanted to build a watch, not just any watch, but a super-duper, ridiculously over-engineered watch. I mean, we’re talking sensors galore, a tiny little computer inside, the whole shebang. I figured, “Why not? It’ll be a fun challenge.”

First things first, I needed parts. I spent weeks scouring online stores, picking up tiny little circuit boards, LEDs, a ridiculously small battery, and a bunch of other stuff I barely understood. It was like assembling a miniature spaceship. I even had to order a special soldering iron, the kind that lets you work with microscopic components. That thing cost a fortune!
Then came the coding. Oh boy, the coding. I chose to program it in C, because, well, it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. I spent hours hunched over my desk, wrestling with libraries, debugging cryptic error messages. There were so many tiny little things that could go wrong, and most of them did. I had to rewrite entire sections of code multiple times. I swear, I aged ten years in those few weeks.
The casing was another adventure. I started with a 3D-printed prototype, which looked… well, let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. It was clunky and awkward. So I went back to the drawing board, spent hours refining the design, and eventually got something halfway decent. Then I had to figure out how to actually get the electronics inside without breaking anything. Let’s just say there were a few close calls.
Testing was a nightmare. I had to write little test programs to make sure each sensor worked properly. It was all about trial and error. I spent hours staring at blinking LEDs, trying to decipher the meaning of the various sensor readings. Sometimes, it seemed like nothing was working. I’d just sit there, staring at the screen, wondering if I had wasted my time.
But eventually, after countless hours of frustration, debugging, and more frustration, I finally got it to work. All the sensors were reporting data. The tiny little screen was displaying information. And the watch actually kept time! It was glorious. A moment of pure, unadulterated triumph.
It’s not perfect, mind you. The battery life sucks. It’s also not exactly waterproof. And the interface is…well, let’s just say it could use some work. But it works! I built a ridiculously complex watch from scratch, and it actually functions.

Looking back, it was a crazy, time-consuming, and occasionally infuriating project. But I learned a ton. And I have a pretty cool watch to show for it. So, yeah, “Super Mega Ultra Watch.” It lives up to its name, at least in my book.